Personality, not steroids, will haunt A-Rod
Alex Rodriguez admitted to using steroids and I don’t care. Whether he used steroids or not, Alex Rodriguez is still one of the least likable baseball players of our generation and, even with his...
View ArticleSteroids, and how to admit you’re guilty of using them
So you’ve been convicted of steroid use. Now what? You’re going to need a plan. That’s where we come in. Here at Seattle Sportsnet, we’ve come up with a baseball player’s guide to dealing with the...
View ArticleTop 11: All-Steroids Team
With Alex Rodriguez adding himself to the list this week, we can now respectably field a team of All-Stars that have either a) admitted to steroid use b) been named in a report (like the Mitchell...
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SSN Fantasy Baseball League: Both Nate and myself will be hosting a Seattle Sportsnet fantasy baseball league for the coming season for those of you interested. We will be setting up a free, 12-team...
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Ortiz wants juicers to face one-year ban. Boston Red Sox designated hitter (and former Mariner farmhand) David Ortiz says he wants those baseball players who test positive for steroids to be suspended...
View ArticleSomeone inject A-Rod with truth serum
Worst. Press conference. Ever. That about sums up Alex Rodriguez’s meeting with the media this morning. It was Godawful, and A-Rod did nothing to repair his image in any way, shape, or form. In...
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Danica’s tat taken out of latest SI bikini shoot. I know. I read that wrong the first time too. Selig: Don’t blame me for steroids. Bud: Don’t blame me for telling you to go f*ck yourself. Nats...
View ArticleESPN’s Rick Reilly accuses Beltre of steroid use
Remember when Rick Reilly was good at his job? He used to find stories, research them, and make powerful, well thought out arguments on the back page of Sports Illustrated. Then he left for ESPN, and...
View ArticleSteroid use in cycling is comedy gold
You have no idea what you're incapable of. You’re a man. The first thing you do when you wake up in the morning is scratch your balls, then pee standing up. You may or may not shower after that. You...
View ArticleWhat’s Up With Mark McGwire’s Neck?
For those you of who witnessed all or part of Bob Costas’ interview yesterday with Mark McGwire (broadcast originally on MLB Network, but clipped on nearly every media outlet), you were likely...
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